Aidan McNeillage

Mean Relatives

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Dad, if the back side of the book is the most important part that tells us what the book is all about, why aren’t all books displayed with that side facing outwards in a bookstore, the ability to deal with short-term discomfort for long term achievement, If I were a piece of paper I’d fold myself 7 times, grease, conflicting reports about what happened at the office Christmas party, first the book has to stand out from hundreds of others, homebrew alcohol, a joke between friends caught on CCTV, only then will the buyer flip it over to read the back, on his breath, playing tennis against a tank, as he closed his eyes he said wow, I understand the buying process, no need for a therapist just buy a road bike, he was on his laptop at his wedding, good things happen to good people, she’s mentally ill got into business at an early age probably can’t boil an egg, I’ve ordered a cleaning company, with your card, no more Friday drinks, inappropriate, when I close my eyes I can’t see a thing (Bic pen on paper, digital plotter, 2024)
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Came into some money a little while ago and put together a nice computer setup by the window in my apartment, I love it when there’s a breeze and I can have the window open, sweat, you only live once so try to spend as much time on the computer as possible, after you die you won’t have access to it, sham deceit, can spread sheet, I am really good at gambling, gambling more and less cheat, satan govt ban campaign, the power only pays a few pennies, flat monitor, 3am, jimmy now walks the streets wearing only a garbage bag and bowling shoes, degen, I’m jimmy, I live in a large condominium in my city, in December I looked out of my window and I could see a dude living across the street from me one unit down playing on Pokerstars, his monitor is set up so anyone looking in could see his computer screen, with binoculars or my girlfriends iPhone I could see his hole cards from my window and I’ve been playing him in cash games for almost 2 months now, came into some money a little while ago and put together a nice computer setup by the window in my apartment, I love it when there’s a breeze (Bic pen on paper, digital plotter, 2024)
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Revenge, the threatened swan, why the need for so much gruesome graphic violence, don’t worry sweetie, you tell their parents that, western springs, get off my turf, lululemon wearer, helpful mother, messy, never works out the way you want it too, because it’s so much fun jan get it, you’re gonna get labelled many things for expressing yourself in a highly expressive manner, I’d like to see you walk down the street and get attacked by some kids, zeus, real life, I saw movies when I was a kid, ok honey, t shirts that stop before their belly button, permission to kick ass, code of honour, innocent people, eating cats, walk in the park, I will crash this car and we can all die together (Bic pen on paper, digital plotter, 2024)
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Nigella Lawson household, I am inspiring others with my brilliance, I am letting go of anything that isn’t helping me improve, I’m the Samantha of the group, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, protects against bad karma, I am gods favourite, I’m the Samantha of the group, psychic reading, detailed, perfect fork, you absolutely must darling, the intention to harm or bring misfortune to others, habitual user, store bought cake at the picnic, oozing (Bic pen, digital plotter, 2024)
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